I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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