Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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