No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?