I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
