Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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