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• (614): View more from Ohio

  No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.

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• (415): View more from California

  I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?

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