I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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