Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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