dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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