Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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