STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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