Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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