So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh god it's open bar.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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