yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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