OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The adults are the big ones right?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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