i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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