how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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