Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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