well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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