it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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