I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Someone signed my nipple.
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