addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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