Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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