i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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