K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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