she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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