I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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