I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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