Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to make a zoo with you.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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