forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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