I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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