Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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