I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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