Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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