You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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