Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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