oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
only if we run a train.
done.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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