I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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