Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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