I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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