Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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