And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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