just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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