he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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