I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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