I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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