I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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