Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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