By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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