Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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