Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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