i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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