Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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