these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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