i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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my liver is dry heaving
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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