Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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