And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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