I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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