Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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