there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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