Having a random hookup so left but love u
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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