I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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