I wanna passion pit in your ass
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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